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Issac Newton discovered gravity when a harmless apple dropped onto top of his head while he was peacefully napping. I guess the force of the apple stimulates a chain reaction that trigger his brain cell to go into some sort of gila rampage mode. And that’s how we get GRAVITY.

I discovered my own concept gravity when i fell down in front of UTAR in front of god-knows how many people. But all is not loss. Through this memorable experience, I get to rediscovered some new definitions for words like Slippery, Help, Owh!!!, Embarrassing, Pain Lar!! and of course to the term “My-Ass-Feels-Like-It Got-Hit-By-The-End-Of-A-Very-Big-BLUNT-Bullet”.

And that’s the beginning of a BAD week for me.

As I was sitting on a bench wondering how planes fly, something hits me real bad (No it’s not bird shit!). It’s the realization that the incident of sudden gravitational force fiasco (i.e. THE FALL) can actually set a motion of bad luck for me. C’mon la all I did is just innocently blurted out a hilarious kinda infectious kinda laughter when I saw a Girl fell. (OK so it is not so innocent when I typed it out now. Oops.)

And true enough, 15 minutes later, Mister Karma pays me a visit and confirmed his existence.

As I was walking down the slippery route to exit UTAR, my mind suddenly whirl back to the scene where the Girl fell down. And like a slow motion movie on some rosak VCR player, the scene replay itself slowly, unfolding its hidden rib-tickling vibe.

<Warning. Don’t Laugh Cause I Fell Down After I Laughed At Her.>

I was standing in front of UTAR main entrance with my assignment group mates approximately 10 minutes before the hilarious scene unfolds. I still remember clearly the Girl. She was wearing a white color blouse and a contrasting brown colored pants. Her whole attire successfully constructs a whole impression of a professional office worker (Ahh.. baru habis present la tu. Nak balik rumah dah). But alas, even the most formally dressed human being will fall into the trap of sneaky Mr. G.

As I was getting bored by my group mates rambling around about some assignments (No names should be mentioned here but you know who you are Onney!! ahahahhhahaha. I’m so so so sorry Mr. Karma. I promised I will zip my mouth.), I turned to the other side to observe some nice Sg.Long scenery.

And that is the moment when the magic happens.

As I was turning my head to my right, I saw the Girl. She was walking ever so gracefully along the planted trees. Suddenly as she was about to look up the sky, she seems to step on something slippery.

And without any further warning and indications, she fell.

And I swear to God it was funny. After she fell down, her hands frantically grabbing at the floor. If you happen to see The Ring before, she look like the lady ghost crawling outta television. But now erm… she is just simply crawling on the floor. I guess the Girl is scared that she will slip down the slope some more, that’s why she is clawing her way on the terrain. After she realized that she can’t possibly slip/fall down anymore, she stop grabbing the floor and stand up.

And that is when it happens again.

The moment she stood up, her legs step on that something again, and she lose her balance. But she didn’t fall down this time. She just seem to be having some involuntary jerking motion. This goes on a few minutes as she KEEP on stepping into the same thing over and over again. I know it’s mean to laugh but I can’t help it, it IS damn funny. She looks like she either having an involuntary nerve attack or she looks like she is taking a dance lesson from Michael Jackson It’s hard to describe given her elaborate movements.

Either way, I laughed. Laugh and laugh and laugh. (LOLs, LOLs, LOLs, LOLs)

So, as I was exiting UTAR, the images starting playing by itself on my mind again. I laughed silently (ahem!) and continue walking. As I was approaching the spot where the Girl fell down, I noticed that there is oil all over the place (Gasp!). And after a light rain, the oil (water + petrol + dirt + undisclosed material) seem to makes a really good combination for a typical April Fool joke. So I warned my friends to be careful (It’s like a duck warning a dog to be careful of duck hunters).

Something chirped up there on the tree and I look up.

And THAT when it happens.

As I look up on the sky, my legs suddenly losses its grip on the floor. And I have to do a quick MoonWalk-kinda dance to position myself. And yes, my hands and legs went all over the place. But Mr. Karma and Mr. G really want me to feel the pain the Girl felt. Thus, after the much-elaborate prancing around, I finally give in and landed RIGHT on my ass.

I can’t say anything else except “Woa WOa WOAAA!!” and a combination of “Argh, Owh, and Ourgh”. And an after-event account by my friends later revealed that I look like a pig when I screamed out all those magical words. And due to my good voice projection, all the people around me will get to see a really tasteful impromptu circus act.

And when I lay down on my ass looking up above the sky, I finally saw what is on top there. It’s a damn crow chirping away joyfully enjoying a great outbursts of human drama below. (Now I know why they shoot crow)

P/S: I have no idea what happened to the Girl. If you (the Girl) are reading this, I truthfully dedicate this post to you. Hope you recover well and you taught me a great lesson about keeping my big mouth shut. By the way, how much you pay Michael Jackson fro dance lesson??

HAHAHAHAHA

Oops.. okay i zip my mouth for now.

Promise.